Dear Catholic Church

Dear Catholic Church,

I have one question for you, real quick like.

Really?

I mean, you really want to pull out of D.C. and stop providing social services to that area if our nation's capital decides to OK marriage equality? That's cool and all, but yeah... Not really.

That could be the single most unholy thing I've heard from the Catholics in a very long time. Sure, they've done some terrible things, but lately allnive heard from them is rhetoric. Everyone is allowed to speak their opinions, no problem there. But they now want to say that they will stop doing what they are commande to do by the book they wrote, err, excuse me, follow jus because there is a law enacted they disagree with?

What ever happened to live by the laws of the land here, live by the laws of heaven there? Give unto Ceasar and all that? Oh, you want to forget about that so you can try and exert some sort of political pressure? That's cool.

Just want you to know that pulling out of D.C. will really only hurt you. It's not like there's a lack of organizations wanting federal funding to provide those same services. And guess what? Most of them won't preach to the people they help! Shit, there are other Christian-based organizations that would kill to run those programs, so honestly it doesn't matter if you leave.

Please enjoy your ride out of town and make sure to do the tour of the White House before you go, OK?

Smooches!

-Dickie