Thursday, August 7, 2008

Straight? Speak Arabic? Here's $150,000

gay military Looks like the Army is offering up 6-figure retention bonuses to Arabic linguists that sign up for another go-round.  Which is great!  These guys have been putting their life on the line, day-in-and-day-out, because they are constantly needed on the front lines.  Give them the bonus, and a raise!

Just, you know, think about why you're in such a dire need for Arabic linguists.  It could be the innumerable amount of gay linguists you've canned from service based on Don't Ask, Don't Tell.  I'm just gayin...

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