My boyfriend and I sat around all day today. It was a beautiful, lazy Sunday, we didn't leave the house once. It was perfect.
We decided to order some delivery from a local pizza place we've come to love because we really didn't feel like leaving the house at all. When the delivery guy got here, he handed me my food with a decidedly "what the fuck are you wearing" look on his face. It took me a moment to comprehend the look, but then I realized what shirt I was wearing: my "I <3 my penis" t-shirt.
Which then got me thinking, what kind of crazy things do these delivery guys see in a given day. I imagine seeing someone in a tacky t-shirt ranks low on their weird scale, which begs the question of what they do see. Adult babies? S&M outfits? Mormons?
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