I love headlines. Sometimes, after reading a headline for a story, I just don't want to read the full story, simply because I would be afraid of ruining the hilarity of the headline itself. Take for example:

Of course, sometimes my humor can be macabre, but that's just a damn funny headline! I refuse to read the story because I'm sure it's nowhere near as interesting or amusing as the header. It couldn't be! I can just imagine studio execs pitching this around as a movie idea, because if you want the ultimate villain, they have to be a cannibal from Germany who is gay. Brilliant! But, if you're curious to see what I'm sure is a sobering story, check out the story and let me know what you think.
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