For those blissfully in the ignorant column, the PUMAs (Party Unity My Ass) are a group of dumb, jackass Hilary supporters that have decided that not voting or voting McCain is a better idea than voting for Obama. They formed shortly after Clinton suspended her campaign (read: lost) and have since made lots of noise about how the Democratic Party has completely derailed, rah, rah, rah...Look, I like Hillary. She's just swell. I would have been happy to vote for her if she were the nominee and I would have supported her more in the primaries if it weren't for fears that she'd just as soon throw us gays under the bus as her husband did. But swearing off your party and supporting the anti-her for president simply because you didn't get your way? Well, that deserves a big old Fuck You!
Oh, but wait, there's more! They aren't quite done yet, no no. Today, resident jackass-in-chief Will Bower (the twit behind PUMA) spoke to the press. And the press, being the press, soaked it up and printed it as soon as the words were falling from his mouth. A few choice statements:
- "I see Barack Obama as essentially being the Democratic George Bush"
- "I didn't want to validate corruption or reward the campaign for what I thought was a fraudulent victory."
- "[McCain is] a bipartisan leader, and I think that's the kind of leadership we need right now."
Oh, and my favorite non-sensical circular argument:
- "I think [Sarah Palin] is essentially as qualified as Barack Obama. The benefit of Palin is that she is only second on the ticket, as opposed to first. I feel that Barack Obama is no more qualified than Sarah Palin."
Yeah. PUMAs are ridiculous. I actually was forced to eat dinner with one the other day and I was as close to slapping a queen across the face in front of the entire bar as I think I've ever been. My friend and I spent the rest of the evening making him feel like the dumb-ass he is, and somehow he had a good time and said I was pleasant. Maybe I should be an asshole more often...
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