Dear Chicago Weather,
How's it going? Um, so listen… I'm not really sure how to say this, but you really, really stink. I mean, all Summer long you give us bland and mild 80 degree weather, if that. Then, just as if you got bored with that idea, you turned on us and gave us 50-60 degree weather for the start of Fall. It's total BS!
I've lived all other this country, and even outside it. I've seen how seasons are suppose to be. And after living here for three years, I can clearly see that you don't have a flipping clue what each season is suppose to be like. You either snow at the beginning of Fall, or give us 6 months straight of snow as if we're in Alaska, or you give us an excellent Spring yet somehow forget to transition to Summer, but you haven't gotten it right yet.
So here's the deal. You need to get your shit together. I mean, we all love you and are here to support you, but there comes a time where we have to say you either get on board or get the hell on… and we're not really seeing you get on board. Maybe it's all the alcohol, or maybe just the stress, but whatever it is you're way too distracted to carry on. So, I'm going to give you one more chance to get your act together. I love you, but if you keep this up I'm going to have to move on.
LYLAS,
Dickie
1 comment:
I thought we were going to have a great Indian Summer. This blows. Literally, this wind almost blew my car off the road!
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