Attention Blue Line riders. If you so chose to stick your luggage out into the aisle in such a way that it blocks me in and prevents me from getting off the train at my stop for work, and if you so chose to not politely move said bags when asked, please be advised that I will pick up your luggage, take it to the back of the cart, kick it multiple time, urinate all over it like a cat marking his territory, then open up the back door to the car and toss the bag onto the tracks. I will then proceed further fall back into my animal state and launch patties of my fecal matter at your face, then point and laugh.
This is your one and only public service announcement on the subject. Please continue on with your regularly scheduled douchery.
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